Where I like to put my purse....

So, alrighty then. Did a little experiment on FB to see what would happen. Well, me and a few of my galpals did. Apparently this has been done before, but this was my first go-round...and the results were quite hilarious. Here goes:

A few of us decided we would change our status lines to where we like to put our purse when we walk in the door, only we wouldn't explain what we were talking about. So, I changed my status to read:

"I like mine on the living room chair....near my room! Or sometimes, the kitchen table."

Well it would seem that most of my friends on FB are men....because the reaction was instanteous and positively combustible. Hil-a-ri-ous. And quite predictable.

They all thought we were talking about SEX. :))

While I won't copy and paste their comments here because I don't thin that's fair, I can tell you I was forced to take my status line down early today because I was inundated with indecent proposals and comments. *sigh*

But, out of the chaos, came some coolness. A good friend of my big brother's has reconnected with me. My mother LOVED HIM when we were in high school. I crushed on him badly....but from a safe distance at school....and at home with my Dad and big brother around to throw cold water on us when our flirting got out of hand.

So we had a nice chat last night. I learned that MY MOTHER made him take me out the one and only time we ever went out. I was 15, he was 17. I can't believe my mother was that big of an IDIOT!!!! I am now the mother of a 15 year old girl (who loos incredibly like I did at the same age), and I would in NO WAY fix her up with a boy and make him take her out. OMG...I am SO relieved she has decided SHE doesn't want to date so she can focus on school and wrestling! Yay!

But I digress, so this fella took me out on a Friday night. We cruised the usual hangouts in his car (can't even remember what he drove back then), then I guess in his brilliant, hormone induced mind, figured if MY MOM gave him permission to take her 15 year old out, he had permission to take me PARKING!!! He told me last night he only wanted a kiss (which he got, and I was pretty happy about it the time) but when he pushed for more, I was pretty repulsed and told him to take me home. Unbeknownst to him he was out with a virgin who intended to remain that way....at least a little longer than that evening! ;)

So, he took me home and I quickly lost my crush on him. *poof* I told my brother what happened, but not Mom. My brother let him live "because I like the guy".

Not long after I lost my crush on the fella, he traded me in on a YOUNGER model! Yes, this would be the first of several times in my life this happened to me. And so it goes....

At the end of the conversation, he asked for my phone number..and said if I didn't give it to him, he'd just call my Mom to get it. Said something snarky about...."She likes me". LOL.

I dare him! I'm not 15 anymore. Im almost 48, ...and he and Mom can do their Eddie Haskell, June Cleaver imitation and see if it still works like it did! :))

"Gee...Mrs. Cleaver, you're looking lovely today...."

Yes. Some men can be so silly and gullible like that. They believe that "I like mine on the living room chair....near my room! Or sometimes, the kitchen table." means I am talking about sex too!

Good gawd almighty! *sigh*